So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Randomize
