He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You may now shotgun with the bride
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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