i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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