why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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