he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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