real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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