Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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