Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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