David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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