I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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