Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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