And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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