the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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