How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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