Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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