apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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