My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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