question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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