Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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