Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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