you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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