But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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