How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
