I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its about making memories worth repressing
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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