playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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