i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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