508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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