what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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