Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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