If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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