sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize