planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She's the barista slut.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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