thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
