Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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