Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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