So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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