at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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