After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
