whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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