508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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