That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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