He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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