question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sorry about my life...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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