no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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