quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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