In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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