Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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