party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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