Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dick very happy bro
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
