we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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its like you know when i get waxed
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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