I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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