awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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