Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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