Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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