Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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