4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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