actually, I'm a sock model
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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