This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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