i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
